Hogwarts House: Slytherin.
My Killjoy Name is Disenchanted Dragon.
Whew its been a while Tumblr, been a long while
But I’ve started a new Tumblr at purpletoddy.tumblr.com
Go follow if you want
But then we can’t go on picnics together
That makes me sad
i love you omG
Oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
Still got it.
JK Rowling could read the ingredients in a bar of soap outloud and I would still sob and think it was the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard.
Steven Moffat: the only celebrity writer whose core base of fans mainly want to punch him in the face.
July 31st in the Harry Potter World
how do fish have sex
the female lay their eggs in the water, then the male puts their sperm on the eggs.
so they don’t even get to touch the booty what a waste
why do you think nemo wanted to touch the butt so bad
AN UNSPECIFIED NUMBER OF CHARACTERS I LOVE • Amy Pond
DOCTOR: What happened?!
AMY: Twelve years and four psychiatrists!
AMY: … I kept biting them.
AMY: They said you weren’t real.
let me marry you
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